JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon took a shot at bitcoin, saying the cryptocurrency “is a fraud….It’s just not a real thing, eventually it will be closed,” Dimon said …“It’s worse than tulip bulbs. It won’t end well. Someone is going to get killed,” Dimon said at a banking industry conference organized by Barclays. “Currencies have legal support. It will blow up…
Eulogy made by Jaime Diamond
…and then JP Morgan buys a shitload more…
muahahah